I finished this like a month ago. I'm just lazy.
Soooo, ~poofmongoose and I were mad that we couldn't find any amazing jackets that weren't super expensive and that looked like we would actually wear them, so we made some! I think this is my new skin. I never take it off. It fits me amazing. And I will not make you one.
It's made of some sort of polyester/wool stuff with couture satin for lining. It has I think 14 d-rings, a bunch of webbing, and 12 snaps. It was originally a McCall's pattern but I murdered it and drew out all new pieces. I gave it a silly collar and tails and whatnot.
I can't believe I did such a good job on this. :0 It's perfeccttt. Pretty much.
The collar makes me feel like a ninja.

I also machine embroidered my batheart logo onto it. I have a few embroidered patches and armbands made up for sale sooooon.

The bones are from our Thanksgiving turkey, Henry, who previously haunted our entrance light and now resides in a kitchen cupboard. I like how people are consistently offended by them. YOU ATE THAT TURKEY. You killed it, cooked it, ate it, and made soup from its bones. It's more than good enough to wear.


I didn't make the pants though.

Pee ess, I had to take all of these pictures with a self-timer by putting my camera on top of a Kleenex box on a chair hooked over my futon.